Charmin

-OPEN ON A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER WITH ONLY A LITTLE BIT LEFT. VO PLAYS WHILE THE CAMERA ZOOMS OUT.

DEEP MANLY VO: This is last roll dread. Right now Mary’s scarfin down some late night spicy choriso pizza. Partyin it up with the girls, forgetting about boys, forgetting about calories, and apparently.. forgetting about this. Call me crazy, but I think 8 gin and tonics and a pizza need more than 1.5 inches of toilet paper. With a push of a button she could’ve avoided last roll panic and kept that cute underwear.

CUT TO SHOT OF HAND PUSHING THE CHARMIN DASH BUTTON.

 Dash. Never forget to remember.

 

 

Trojan

-OPEN ON A BEDSIDE TABLE WITH AN EMPTY BOX OF CONDOMS. VO PLAYS WHILE THE CAMERA ZOOMS OUT.

VO: Welcome to the empty box. While it sits patiently here Brad’s chattin up a solid 8 at the bar, which is unusual because Brad’s a 5 on a good day. Lucky for Brad, she won’t mind a 5 and will end up back here tonight. Unlucky for Brad, Brad’s not getting lucky. With a push of a button he could be 5ing the eff out of an 8 but instead he sleeping alone. 

CUT TO SHOT OF HAND PUSHING THE TROJAN DASH BUTTON.

Dash, never forget to remember.

 

Illy

OPEN ON A KITCHEN COUNTER WITH A COFFEE MAKER. VO PLAYS WHILE THE CAMERA ZOOMS OUT.

VO: This is a wakeup call. Dave is a working man with a great job, Dave is also a father to a beautiful baby girl. So when the baby cries, father of the year steps right up to wipe away her tears. But two hours of sleep, a 6am wake up call and no coffee makes Dave’s little angel looks at lot more like a devil.  With the push of a button he would have championed fatherhood and avoided hating his own daughter, yeah, he hates her.

CUT TO SHOT OF HAND PUSHING THE ILLY DASH BUTTON.

Dash, never forget to remember.