WE OPEN ON A CLOSE UP SHOT OF A MAN’S HANDS TRYING TO HID BEANS OUT OF A CAN.

  • HYPER MASCULINE VO: John, there’s no need to force it out. Try an Activia and let it come naturally. The poop, I mean. We’re talking about the poop John.

SHOT OF ACTIVIA CARTON DROPPING FROM ABOVE AND WITH A SLOPPY LANDING.

  • HYPER MASCULINE VO: Sh*t’s good.



 

WE OPEN ON A CLOSE UP SHOT OF A MAN’S HANDS HOLDING A GLASS BOTTLE OF KETCHUP WAITING FOR IT TO COME OUT.

  • HYPER MASCULINE VO: It really shouldn’t take this long, Danny. Maybe you should try Activia and get things moving. I’m alluding to poop Danny, poop. It’s important.

SHOT OF ACTIVIA CARTON DROPPING FROM ABOVE AND WITH A SLOPPY LANDING.

  • HYPER MASCULINE VO: Sh*t’s good.



 

WE OPEN ON A CLOSE UP SHOT OF A MAN’S HANDS ATTEMPTING TO OPEN A JAR OF PICKLES.

  • HYPER MASCULINE VO: You don’t need the muscles James. Lose the push and try an Activia. Let it come easy James, let it come easy. The poop James. The poop.

SHOT OF ACTIVIA CARTON DROPPING FROM ABOVE AND WITH A SLOPPY LANDING.

  • HYPER MASCULINE VO: Sh*t’s good.